AI receptionist
She answers on the second ring.
Everybody sells you a text-back for the calls you miss. This one doesn’t miss them. It picks up, works out what’s wrong, checks that you’re the right company for the job, and puts it on your calendar — while you’re still on the roof.
An example, not a recording · this is the flow it runs on my line
The difference
A text back is an apology. This is a booked job.
The standard offer is a missed-call text back: you miss the call, the customer gets “sorry we missed you,” and now you’re in a text thread you still have to answer. It beats silence. It’s still homework.
Here, nobody missed anything and nobody has homework. The call got answered, the address got checked, the calendar got read, and the job got booked — before you knew the phone rang.
On the call
Answers every call
Second ring, 2am, Sunday, while you're under a truck. Nobody gets a voicemail beep.
Knows where you work
Checks the address against your service area before it promises anybody anything.
Reads your real calendar
Not a callback request — actual open slots, the same ones you'd read off yourself.
Books the job
Puts it on the calendar during the call, then confirms by text before they hang up.
Handles sticker shock
If the price stops them, it offers the cheaper service instead of losing the call.
Hands off when it should
Anything it shouldn't answer becomes a callback on your calendar, with notes.
After the call
Booking the job is the start of it. The rest runs on its own, on the same system:
Missed-call text back
if a call ever does slip, the conversation starts anyway
Appointment confirmation
the details, in writing, the moment it's booked
Reminders
the morning of, with a one-tap reschedule
“On my way”
sent when you leave, so nobody calls asking where you are
Invoice & payment
sent when the job closes, paid online
Review request
asked at the one moment they're happiest
Not a demo
It answers my phone.
This isn’t a thing I’d build for you if you signed. It answers the line at my irrigation company — booking real appointments for real customers, and sending them the booking and payment links while it’s at it.
Straight with you about the limits: it’s tuned to one trade right now, mine. Pointing it at your business means teaching it your services, your prices, and the questions your customers actually ask. That’s real work and I do it by hand, one business at a time. What you’re not paying for is someone figuring out how to build it.
Straight answers
Will my customers know it's an AI?
Yes — it tells them. It doesn't pretend to be you and it doesn't need to. People are fine talking to it once it actually solves their problem, and they'd rather do that than leave a voicemail.
What if it can't answer something?
It stops guessing and books you a callback with notes on what they wanted. It's built to hand off rather than improvise.
Do I lose my phone number?
No. It answers on your existing number, and your number stays yours. If you ever stop, calls just ring through like they always did.
Can I still answer my own phone?
Yes. It picks up what you don't. If you grab it on the first ring, it never engages.
How long until it's running?
Longer than a website. Teaching it your services and prices takes back-and-forth, and I'd rather get it right than get it live. Figure a couple of weeks, and I'll tell you on the call if your trade is a bad fit.
What happens if it books something wrong?
You see every call and every booking, and you can undo any of it. Early on I read the transcripts myself and tune it.
Want to hear it answer your phone?
Tell me what your business does and what people call about. If it’s a fit, I’ll show you.